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Who the hell is
Johnny
Quads?
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The incredible
story
behind the origin
of his name.
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Why Johnny made
being anonymous
Priority 1.
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Gamblers and
purchasers talk about the book and take cheap shots at
Johnny.
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Tell
people you play
smashmouth poker and "Take No Crap."
Wear your hearts on your
sleeve with these cool
shirts.
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Books
that are on the market, and books
to come. Books that tell it like it is.
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Ask
Johnny for help with any aspect of poker or have him
analyze your play in person. Answers to poker questions,
advice and tips on plugging those leaks you don't even
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Here
is some of the witty smack Johnny and visitors to the
site have used to shut up crybabies and arrogant pro
wannabes who can't handle getting beat like a man.
Instead of losing with grace and maturity, they
criticize the player who just won all their chips.
Local
(after you turn over your hole cards and beat him): How
can you stay in with a hand like that?
You: Look, you paid to see the hand. Lessons cost extra.
-- Johnny
Local: Hurry up and make up your mind. You’re hurting my
hourly win rate.
You: I’ll buy you a candy bar later. That should square
us.
-- Jose from Dallas
Local: That hand you played was garbage.
You: And all it takes to beat you is garbage. I save my
good hands for the good players.
-- Commerce Chris
Local: You had no business being in that hand.
You: I just saw who was betting and figured I didn’t
need much to win.
-- Johnny
Local: I can’t believe you played those cards!
You: Normally I wouldn’t, but I saw that you were in the
pot!!
-- Billy at the Bike
Local: You play like a tourist.
You: That must be why I’m beating you.
-- Johnny
Local: You won’t win in the long run.
You: My short run seems to be doing just fine.
-- Jennifer C.
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